Fake Hometown Fact canvas tote Please do not ask this

Please do not ask this American Woodcock about what happened to his eye

If you DO however subscribe to the belief that most of us have lived lives prior to the ones we're sporting now

People will see this illustration on your wall and say – who is that

Except like

Fake Hometown Fact canvas tote Please do not ask thisFacts are boring, lies are colorful. Whimsical, even. Except for matters of science and politics. Flip that, for science and politics. Lucky for you, this custom art drop is neither scientific nor political. It's nothing! It's stupid! It's a fun little postcard of your home town with an illustration of my choosing and a made up fact about said town, also of my choosing. It's dumb it's fun it's seventy five dollars do you want one?? Drop your home town