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The Ouroboros is born
flat-brimmed hat down over your eyes
Regardless of which camp you fall in—we don’t judge
and looking this spicy is good for the immune system
Aspirational Soccer Mom Club Hat T-shirt The Ouroboros is bornG Wagons, charcuterie boards, organic juice boxes, wine, and a willingness to pretend like your kid is actually good at sports, while getting positively embarrassed on the soccer field. Welcome to the modern utopia. Price of entry for most is high. Sacrifices are made: dairy in lattes, gluten, possibly your forehead mobility. You though, the aspirational sort, can achieve this same status while keeping your complete range of facial expressions intact.
