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Full confidence
and impossible to ignore
you’ve wandered into the splash zone of unresolved issues
and any night that might include eggnog regret
My Costume Is Existential Dread – Halloween Tee Size:4XL Full confidenceSkip the overpriced plastic maskthis year, you're going as the crushing weight of existence. Perfect for Halloween parties, awkward office costume contests, or just a regular Tuesday. This tee lets the world know youre already wearing the scariest thing of all: awareness. Pair with dark circles, 3 AM thoughts, and a deadpan stare for the full effect.
