If I Were You, I’d Do Me — Confidence & Chaos Tee Embroidered Hat and anyone fluent in deadpan

and anyone fluent in deadpan delivery

Wear it when you're haunting the office or rising from the dead (aka your bed)

With sigils that scream “I know my worth” and gothic glam vibes that look deadly under moonlight

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If I Were You, I’d Do Me — Confidence & Chaos Tee Embroidered Hat and anyone fluent in deadpanConfidence? Off the charts. Humor? A little unhinged. Energy? Main character with zero apologies. This If I Were You, Id Do Me tee says exactly what everyone else is too shy to admit. Its bold, flirty, a little chaotic, and guaranteed to make people smirk, stare, or ask where you got it. Perfect for anyone who thrives on humor with a side of self love (or self worship), this minimalist, distressed text design adds instant personality to any outfit